So someone establishes a tiny bible college in San Diego. After three years, enrollment is barely over 100 students. But they want an athletics program. So they find a guy named Scott Mitchell to start up a basketball team.

St. Katherine College is located at a business park in Encinitas. Since it doesn't have a gym, Coach Mitchell arranged for the school's home games to be played in a local high school. Practices are held after-hours at a Boys & Girls Club ("after-hours" meaning between 10:00p and 1:00a).
Next, Coach Mitchell has to fill out a roster. He finds several kids who have always dreamed of playing college basketball. Then one day he meets a 34-year old man who also dreamed of playing college hoops, but never did. Since the man was technically eligible, Coach Mitchell signed him up. You read that right: St. Katherine's basketball team has a 34-year old freshman player.
And then there's the issue of funding a college basketball program. So Coach Mitchell finds a bunch of Division I and II teams to play. This gives his players an exciting opportunity to play under the lights of major college basketball arenas. It also brings in a paycheck to help pay the bills.
...which brings us to the Utah-St. Katherine game this Saturday at the Huntsman Center:
The St. Katherine Firebirds are led by Dante Miller (12.4ppg/4.2rpg) and Wade Shugrue (13.8ppg). Freshman Dale Austin is their 6'8"/250# big man who averages 12p/8.7r per game. Did I mention Austin is 34-years old?
The Firebirds have already played two D-I schools -- both from Utah: Utah Valley and Weber State. The Wolverines beat 'em, 89-37; and the Wildcats beat 'em, 107-36. This Friday, before they make the trip up to Salt Lake, they'll play San Diego State at Viejas Arena. Kudos to the Firebirds for running this gauntlet. I hope it eventually pays off for them.
But as for the game Saturday, the only question I have is this: Will Utah's margin of victory be greater than or less than St. Katherine's total enrollment (102)?
Good God, what a joke of a program. I hope Utah really pours it on these clowns.
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